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Charlie Sheen or Muamma Qaddafi? — A Fun Quiz from Vanity Fair


The Two and a Half Men star and the Libyan dictator delivered rambling rants this week. Can you tell who said what? 1. “Remember these are my people…not yours…we will continue on together…”
2. “…maybe they should let their women and their daughters go out.”
3. “We won’t lose victory from these greasy rats and cats…”
4. “Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words—imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”
5. “Walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.”
6. “I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power.”
7. “Shame on you, you gangsters. Surrender…”
8. “They are trigger happy and they shoot especially when they are stoned with drugs.”
9. “I am like the Queen of England.”
10. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”
ANSWER KEY: Sheen: 1, 4, 5, 6, 10Qaddafi: 2, 3, 7, 8, 9


 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

abcworldnews:

Charlie Sheen or Muamma Qaddafi? — A Fun Quiz from Vanity Fair

The Two and a Half Men star and the Libyan dictator delivered rambling rants this week. Can you tell who said what? 

1. “Remember these are my people…not yours…we will continue on together…”

2. “…maybe they should let their women and their daughters go out.”

3. “We won’t lose victory from these greasy rats and cats…”

4. “Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words—imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

5. “Walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.”

6. “I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power.”

7. “Shame on you, you gangsters. Surrender…”

8. “They are trigger happy and they shoot especially when they are stoned with drugs.”

9. “I am like the Queen of England.”

10. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”

ANSWER KEY: 
Sheen: 1, 4, 5, 6, 10
Qaddafi: 2, 3, 7, 8, 9

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Feb 25 2011
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    This reminds me of many Loveline games back in the day. ANSWER KEY: Sheen: 1, 4, 5, 6, 10 Qaddafi: 2, 3, 7, 8, 9
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