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mabelmoments: richmilner: The Argentine blue-bill or lake duck has the longest penis, relatively speaking, of any vertebrae. Though the species has an average penis length of 8 inches, the longest recorded unfurled to 17 inches (pictured). I’m off to do some reading about the girl duck, bless her. WTF? Now, THIS is a creature who won’t wind up in small-claims court.

mabelmoments:

richmilner:

The Argentine blue-bill or lake duck has the longest penis, relatively speaking, of any vertebrae. Though the species has an average penis length of 8 inches, the longest recorded unfurled to 17 inches (pictured).

I’m off to do some reading about the girl duck, bless her.

WTF? Now, THIS is a creature who won’t wind up in small-claims court.

Jan 12 2011 189 notes
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  1. vacantcranium reblogged this from allcreatures and added:
    Brings a whole new meaning to “lucky duck”
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    Ron Jeremy elmehet a búsba.
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    And female ducks have vaginas like mazes. If she doesn’t like the duck that is mating with her, she sends him to a dead...
  12. ryadamec reblogged this from allcreatures and added:
    Ducks have penises?
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  27. sunshinecantstopshining reblogged this from sleepless-sinners and added:
    thats a funny looking penis…
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    Do you know what word I love? UNFURLED! I love that word so much I had it tattooed on my three eighteen-inch ding-dong....
  32. mintdang5566 reblogged this from jenn2 and added:
    That’s freaking nasty. I seen a duck penis on EDUCATIONAL(Key word=EDUCATIONAL) TV and it was nasty. :P
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    LOL THIS SHOWED UP ON TUMBLR!?!?
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    OH GOD I HAVE NO WORDS OH GOD
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  49. jeromejovenal reblogged this from allcreatures and added:
    Sorry Jay, looks like your Sperm whale’s penis lost in this race. hahaha
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